29 7 / 2014

29 7 / 2014

tobeshreddedasfuck:

jayblue22:

manafromheaven:

drkarayua:

awkwardbirds:

littlereddish:

dethklokvevo:

nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol
didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall

this is bullshit. no one go see this bullshit movie

i hate this movie already. i fucking hate it.



They didn’t even try.

ARE U SERIOUS

Well this is my bullshit for the night

I saw a preview for this at the movies and I loudly voiced my disbelief. It really is absolute bullshit.

tobeshreddedasfuck:

jayblue22:

manafromheaven:

drkarayua:

awkwardbirds:

littlereddish:

dethklokvevo:

nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol

didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall

this is bullshit. no one go see this bullshit movie

i hate this movie already. i fucking hate it.

They didn’t even try.

ARE U SERIOUS

Well this is my bullshit for the night

I saw a preview for this at the movies and I loudly voiced my disbelief. It really is absolute bullshit.

29 7 / 2014

johnwartson:

ritchandspace:

Dude, Peter Capaldi totally refused to flirt with Clara in the new series.

Damn, I’m so ready for this.

In that same article he states that he’s going to make the story line less confusing and over the top and focus on the plot. I think I’m in love. 

(via spiderswantcastotapdance)

27 7 / 2014

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

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26 7 / 2014

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

(via zagero)

26 7 / 2014

Let’s see if this was a good purchase!

Let’s see if this was a good purchase!

25 7 / 2014

micdotcom:

Charts show how history’s most brilliant people scheduled their days

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25 7 / 2014

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25 7 / 2014

tobiasxva:

ryanafeagin:

scumfolk:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 

God bless this post.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Amen

So… The person who wrote the spanish-ask took away all of their rights to complain about people not speaking english, ever.

(via spiderswantcastotapdance)

18 7 / 2014

bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

(Source: bepeu, via perks-of-being-chinese)

17 7 / 2014

officialhydra:

sailorarcturus:

It’s not John Green’s fault that Laverne Cox wasn’t included the TIME 100.

John Green did not make the decision to not include Laverne Cox in the TIME 100.

John Green being included in the TIME 100 and Laverne Cox not being included does not reflect badly on him— it reflects badly on TIME magazine.

Stop acting like children and place blame where it belongs instead of looking for a fucking scapegoat.

Stop being mad at John Green for things he didn’t do/he didn’t have control over 2K14

(Source: 12yearsapowerbottom, via pamplemoose)

17 7 / 2014

ollivander:

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

"dear romdiary, mrs romney is not pleased with me, "

(Source: basedyeeezus)

17 7 / 2014

abomasnow:

ignoranthipster:

abomasnow:

what if a follower transferred to your school just to try and get close to you

i would actually do this *creeper alert*

you realize that isn’t quirky or cute this is the kind of stuff horror movies are made of

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

17 7 / 2014

asexualderekhale:

starbucksenterprise:

"omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!"

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"what, really? you like the reboot? you’re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you’ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?"

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i think my favorite thing about this is that the light fixture looks like a tiny crown

(Source: leonardmemeoy, via spiderswantcastotapdance)

17 7 / 2014

vitalemontea:

typette:

strawwolf:

achipandachair:

sushinfood:

"Weird Al" Yankovic does it again with his newest parody "Word Crimes"

this is great.

I can finally enjoy this tune without Robin Thicke

Thank the gods for Weird Al

I have never heard the robin thicke song

so this song, forever and always, will be a weird al song for me. I won’t squander this privilege, everybody.

@ndnm i think you’ll get a whoot out of this

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